one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
(via thedevotchka)
Will Graham quits his job.
“This is my resign.”
Will Graham adopts a pig.
“This is my new swine.”
Will Graham is now the sun.
“This is how I shine.”
Will Graham sits in a comfy chair.
“This is my recline.”
Will Graham tells a joke.
“This is my punch line.”
Will Graham is digging for coal.
“This is my strip-mine.”
Will Graham is really happy.
“This is my cloud nine.”
Will Graham is an artist.
“This is my straight line.
(via cas-is-my-design)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via cas-is-my-design)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
(via nerdygingerprincess)
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
(via assbuttseriously)
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
(via assbuttseriously)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.
(via ilikeyoassbutt)
#i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris #but we ended up becoming cameron instead
(Source: ironmans, via hotpocketshipper)