tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(Source: internetqueers, via kozumekuroo)


yes i take risks. cookie dough has raw eggs. cake batter has raw eggs. brownie batter has raw eggs. but do i give a frick? no. i eat them. they could have salmonella because of those raw eggs, but do i give a frick? no. i do not. i give like zero fricks. life is too short to give even one frick

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)